Trump Complains He’s Missing Melania’s Birthday Because of Trial Over Porn Star He Schtupped Right After Wife Gave Birth

Former President Donald Trump inadvertently and quite ironically drew attention to his alleged extramarital affairs while lamenting that he is missing his wife Melania Trump’s birthday due to his mandatory attendance at trial in lower Manhattan.

As Trump entered the courtroom, he addressed the assembled press and lamented that he was missing his wife’s birthday, insisting that he is the victim of an unfair trial designed to interfere with his presidential candidacy.

Trump said:

Thank you very much everybody, I appreciate it. I want to start by wishing my wife Melania a very happy birthday. Would be nice to be with her, but I’m in a courthouse for a rigged trial. It’s a rigged trial. Terrible. But we’re doing very well in this rigged trial. Everybody knows it. Yesterday was a big day. But I do have to begin by wishing Melani  happy birthday, she’s in Florida. I’ll be going there this evening after this case finishes out with this horrible, unconstitutional case, when it finishes.

Trump is currently on trial, of course, for having paid adult film star Stormy Daniels and Playmate Karen McDougal hush money to stay quiet about alleged affairs before the 2016 election.

The affair with Daniels, which Trump denies, is said to have happened shortly after Melania gave birth to Trump’s son Barron. The McDougal affair is said to have occurred while Melania was pregnant with Barron.

So it’s pretty fucking rich that Trump would act the part of a loving and doting husband who is missing his wife’s birthday celebration because he’s in a courtroom discussing his alleged infidelity on her on multiple occasions with multiple women. ALLEGEDLY.

Watch above via CNN.

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